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J. D. Salinger 1919-2010

Posted in News, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , on January 28, 2010 by Chase

“Sex is something I really don’t understand too hot.  You never know where the hell you are.  I keep making up these sex rules for myself, and then I break them right away.  Last year I made a rule that I was going to quit horsing around with girls that, deep down, gave me a pain in the ass.  I broke it, though, the same week I made it – the same night, as a matter of fact.” (From The Catcher in the Rye)

Can’t really blame you there man, a girl who gives good pain in the ass is hard to find…

And of course my favorite Salinger quote:

“If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late? Nobody!”

Ain’t it the truth. Rest in peace, J.D.

Hard times for The Beaver

Posted in Crazy/Funny, News, Photo Phun, porn, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on January 26, 2010 by finickymuse

Canada’s second-oldest magazine, “The Beaver,” is changing its name after 90 years because the title is too often censored by online porn filters, preventing it from reaching new online readers. Read more

DIY Edible panties

Posted in Shopping, Stuff to do, Uncategorized with tags , , , on January 24, 2010 by finickymuse

Always wanted a pair of edible panties?  Been too embarrassed to buy them, or had no time for an extra shopping trip?  Found the prices in those fancy boutiques were just too high?  The clever knitter can make her own pair in a jiffy for very low dough!  The supplies can be picked up on a regular Friday errand route — chopsticks with the Chinese takeout, candy at the video store — and no one will be the wiser!  Enjoy your meal, then cast on at the beginning of the movie, and the panties will be ready for dessert after the credits! Read more….

Some fetishists never learn…

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Legal, News, Uncategorized, You Fucked Up! with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on November 30, 2009 by Chase

(Image from here)

A slurry fetishist broke into a farm in the UK, in violation of a restraining order, and was caught masturbating while covered in slurry (read: manure). This is just weeks after he finished serving a jail term for a similar offense. You just can’t make this stuff up… Full Story

HT: Slog

Pikachu is a…….girl?

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Photo Phun, Uncategorized, You Fucked Up! with tags , , , , on November 14, 2009 by finickymuse

Photographic evidence shows that Pikachu is a girl. And when she says she wants to feel you inside her, she really means it!pikachu-is-a-woman

This is where baby carrots come from

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Photo Phun, porn, Uncategorized with tags , , , , on November 7, 2009 by finickymuse

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Two pussies: better than one?

Posted in Medical, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on November 7, 2009 by Chase

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Yesterday, the Tyra Show featured a woman born with a medical anomaly- two vaginas. Her period lasts 21 fucking days! Read more and see the video here

(Image via lolcats, duh)

Trans Virgin Mary

Posted in Feminist Sex, Gender Issues, Religion, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on November 6, 2009 by finickymuse

Transgender

An HIV prevention group in Spain–the LGBT Collective of Madrid–recently released a calendar that featured trans women posed as the Virgin Mary. Read more

Spotted at the supermarket

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Photo Phun, Uncategorized with tags , , on October 25, 2009 by finickymuse

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Just a little treat discovered while shopping for groceries. This is why you should always take a condom when you shop!

Naked women reading from banned books

Posted in Stuff to do, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on October 21, 2009 by Chase

My kind of Literotica

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