but I won’t do that
Lovely song, Tim, though I can’t help but notice how many conditions you have for this so-called unconditional love. Just food for thought 
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I would do anything for love…
Posted in Crazy/Funny, Videos with tags adoption, anal, birds, bob the builder, cock hungry nuns, communism, crossdressing, gay jesus, guns, guyliner, love, music, piano, Tim Minchin, watersports on October 7, 2010 by ChaseNow that’s what I call a stiffy
Posted in Crazy/Funny, Shopping with tags dildos, oh the horror, sex toys, stiffy, Zombie Cock!, zombies on August 30, 2010 by ChaseThe bar for zombie fetishism has been raised, my friends. Behold:
I can’t wait for someone to show up at a zombie walk with one of these, though you have to be a pretty hardcore zombie lover to drop two hundred bucks on a hand painted maggot infested masterpiece. From the twisted minds at Necronomicox, who also offer other horror movie inspired boners like this one
Fight Fire… With Boobies!
Posted in Activism, Crazy/Funny, Legal, News, Politics and Sex, porn, Religion with tags Activism, porn, protest, Religion on August 27, 2010 by paigetsindfwThanks, Huffpost, for the highlight of my day if not my whole adult life, ever!
How you like THEM apples, churchladies? Hrm... not so much apples as ... you know what, I got better places for my foot than my mouth.
When the local church down your street makes a point of protesting your gentlmen’s club all the time, take down people’s license plates, and stalk them with questions about “does your family know you come here?”, you could cower and close shop.
Or you, as a gainfully and legally employed individual can tell them to go to the same hell they think anyone but their narrowminded asses is headed for. My favorite part about this story is how sympathetic even some of the congregation is and brings the ladies cookies! Even the church further up the road thinks their brethren and sistren are outta line here.
Not Making This Up
Posted in Crazy/Funny, Gender Issues, You Fucked Up! with tags advertising, dumbass, gender equality, sexism, weird, wtf on August 27, 2010 by paigetsindfwI WISH I were that creative, but no, this is a genuine advertisement, posted on (and ruthlessly skewered) by Alternet.com
Make your own caption; I'm having an anal prolapse from laughing too hard
Seriously, hit the link, to find all the great ways you can make your next interview or promotion a reality… by making sure your pussy smells fresh. And for those interested about where things like accomplishments and market savvy fit in, have no fear; what you can actually do as a woman is ranked where it ought to be: Dead Last.
Jesus is so BIG… It’s a little uncomfortable
Posted in Crazy/Funny, Religion, You Fucked Up! with tags advertising, dumbass, porn, Religion, wtf on August 13, 2010 by girlonpiano
Warner Brothers has a thing for hot sexy bears
Posted in Crazy/Funny with tags advertising, animals, dumbass, Photo Phun on August 6, 2010 by girlonpiano
Indeed they do, if you’re into that sort of thing…
Sonic wants to fill you up
Posted in Crazy/Funny, Photo Phun with tags advertising, footlong, Sonic, stretched hole on July 24, 2010 by Chase
With an ad like that Sonic, you can put it anywhere
It was inevitable: Lady Gag Gag
Posted in Crazy/Funny, Shopping with tags blowup dolls, dolls, Lady Gag Gag, lady gaga, pipedream, sex dolls on July 10, 2010 by Chase
You just aren’t a pop icon until you have an inflatable three-holed ”love doll” made in your likeness. The folks at Pipedream have made this dream come true for Lady Gaga.
Even though “gag gag” doesn’t exactly conjure up pleasant imagrey, it’s miles ahead of some of their other taglines. Case in point, the back of the box boasts “She’s so dirty, even her doll smells.” Great. It better smell like smoke and fairy jizz.
But I can’t wait until they come out with one that has a dick. I’d bet even the Lady herself would want to own one. If she doesn’t already, of course.
What’s better than a single rainbow?
Posted in Crazy/Funny, Videos with tags double rainbow, dumbass, rainbow, that's so gay, youtube classics on July 8, 2010 by ChaseDOUBLE RAINBOW! BEHOLD THE GLORY:
Man, that rainbow was soooo satisfying. Time for a smoke.
No problem too long, hard, or thick
Posted in Crazy/Funny, Videos with tags Desdemona, Eve, Genesis, Hamlet, murder, Ophelia, Othello, Romeo & Juliet, Sassy Gay Friend, Shakespeare, sluts, stupid bitches, suicide on July 5, 2010 by ChaseIf only all of literary history’s stupid bitches had been so lucky…
Gotta love how he hops out of the closet in this one. There is also Romeo & Juliet, Hamlet, and of course, Eve.
