Hey Heterosexuals, Come Out of the Closet!

Yes, that’s right! Because it is so difficult for heterosexual people to find support, advocacy, and information about their sexuality, Texas has decided that if colleges or universities fund LGBT awareness programs, they must also provide an equivalent program that promotes “traditional moral values”. This means that if your school has an Ally or other diversity training, they will have to provide an equivalent program to train people about what it means to be straight. I mean, there are certainly no relationship models for straight people anywhere in pop culture, media, politics, academia, religion, business, or any other facet of society, so it is obvious that we need dedicated, focused outreach to really help educate Americans about what it means to be straight.
“Republican Representative Wayne Christian’s budget amendment was approved with a lopsided 110 to 24 vote, The Dallas Morning News reported. The amendment would force state colleges and universities using state funds to promote diversity programs based on sexuality or gender to spend an equal amount of money to promote “family and traditional values.”” Read the rest of the article.
April 6, 2011 at 5:56 pm
Yeah for real. Clearly gay people cannot have family values. And there’s not near enough pressure from mainstream society to conform to “traditional” marriage already. Thank you republicans from saving us from ourselves.
June 10, 2011 at 1:25 pm
Surely there is a separation of church and state issue somewhere…