Facebook Fail: “Killing your hooker so you don’t have to pay her”

Posted in Stuff to do, You Fucked Up! with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 9, 2010 by Chase

It has come to our attention that there is a rapidly growing facebook group called “Killing your hooker so you don’t have to pay her,” made up of over 16,000 individuals who I can only assume find the idea of dead sex workers hilarious.

Here at SiP we love sex workers, and we think this joke of a group is wrong, unfunny, and downright cheap. So we urge those of you with a facebook account (or hell, just create one) to report this group for being threatening and abusive- just go to the link above and you will find a tiny “Report Page” button on the lower left side.

Side fail: Quote from the group page: “Ever stab your hooker with a blunt object to add insult to injury”… stabbing with a blunt object? Come on…

A Half Million Bakers Fuck With One Oven

Posted in News, Videos with tags , , on February 8, 2010 by paigetsindfw

I have to wonder if our increasingly Huxley-like dystopian future practically guarantees that we’re eventually going to fossilize any remains of real “choice” out there so that the only things that remain are a sort of freeze dried, Folger’s crystals version of freedom.

I apologize for that sentence. Stuff like this can provoke me.

Jezebel.com (a site all peoples should be addicted to) reports the formation of a new reality show. You know, like this one:

Now what’s bizarre is that this is a reality show… where actors play written roles. That’s strange enough.

But here’s what’s perverse, and, if you will, imagine with me ol’ Regis shouting out, “Who Wants to Decide if This Woman Gets an Abortion!?!?!”

I won’t ramble on, because I want you to follow the link and read about it in detail. You’ll find pilots for the show there and everything.

So here’s a summary. In the show, called “Bump”, real women put up, for a vast internet audience, their stories and their pregnancies… for America to vote on the outcome. Deciding if the fetus is kept, given up for adoption after carrying to term, or aborted. After watching actors play the women. Room for commercials.

By my reckoning, this here is the 6th sign of the apocalypse.

Watch Your Back

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Videos, You Fucked Up! with tags , , , on February 7, 2010 by Chase

We’ve all done it, just not on camera…

Don’t miss his face at the end. It’s hard out there for a perv.

Probably better off with a nice Chianti (at least at first)

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on February 4, 2010 by girlonpiano

Disney Presents: The Littlest Stripper

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Shopping, You Fucked Up! with tags , , , , , , , , on February 4, 2010 by Chase

So much wrong, where to begin. A clothing line that’s essentially kiddie lingerie, being promoted in part by Miley Cyrus’s 9 year old sister (one of the ones posing around the pole). Disney isn’t even trying to be subtle anymore… Read more

Kinda reminds me of this episode of South Park… and this one too

HT: Adland

“When does everybody start masturbating?”

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Gender Issues, Videos with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 4, 2010 by Chase

Planned Parenthood schools Tim Tebow

Posted in Videos with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on February 4, 2010 by Chase

Trust women. How simple is that? Beautifully done, Planned Parenthood

Side note: What do people talk about leading up to the Super Bowl? Commercials. What do they talk about leading up to the Rugby World Cup? Fuckin’ Rugby. I rest my case.

I love it when people unwittingly advertise for us. . .

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on February 2, 2010 by girlonpiano

Thanks, Pandora, for sending this pic!! Evidently it was taken in Arlington (that’s the Dallas Cowboys’ star on her shirt).

If I had seen her out, I would have been sorely tempted to frotteurize her.

for more glory love, check out www.GirlsGoneGloryhole.com

Every Banned Ad Should Be So Lucky

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Videos with tags , , , , , , on February 2, 2010 by Chase

Lately I’ve been seeing lots of online buzz about Super Bowl commericals (and yes, we’re guilty of it too). But nothing has gotten as much attention as this ad from a gay dating website called Man Crunch:

Two things occur to me: how much of this site’s target demographic actually watch the super bowl? Not counting the halftime show… sure, some “Str8 acting” closet cases would have seen the commercial too, but they seem pretty content to use craigslist.

Openly gay guys looking for love (or some variation thereof) seem much more likely to be viewing content on the internet… and damn, that’s exactly where this ad is getting so much exposure after being banned from the air! If you ask me, this is one case where rejection is a blessing in disguise.

The gift that keeps on giving…

Posted in Crazy/Funny, Photo Phun with tags , , , , on February 1, 2010 by Chase

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